'Thoughts Of Dog' Tweets Full of Wholesome Goodboy Goodness

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Mar 22, 2018 10:00 AM EDT

From the twitter page creators of @dog_rates, (yes that twitter page that lets you send pics of your date for a rating) they also bring you... @Dog_Feelings! A page basically dedicated to what a dog is feeling and his thoughts that must be shared ASAP!


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  • 01
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow i know. you've got a lot going on right now. but guess what. i love you 6:59 PM - 20 Mar 2018
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    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow sometimes. when i'm outside. performing my obligatory yard shenanigans. the human will call me. but i pretend not to hear them. so the shenanigans. may continue 12:13 PM - 19 Mar 2018
    via dog_feelings
  • 03
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow i've learned that many things in life. are unpredictable. one thing that is not. is my ability. to fit in your lap 11:30 AM 18 Mar 2018
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    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow gooooob morning. i was performing. the morning security lap. around the household. when i tripped on a chord.. at the exact same time. in a seemingly unrelated event. a lamp fell off the table and broke. there is no way to confirm. what caused this 7:47 AM 16 Mar 2018
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  • 05
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow sometimes. when i can't fall asleep. i'll pull my stuffed fren sebastain closer. and think about. all the wondrous landscapes. i've yet to zoom across 7:11 PM 14 Mar 2018
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  • 06
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow the mission for the morning. is a maximum delay. of the human's departure. with the help of my fren. we shall execute. the illustrious. double shoe heist.. it is exactly. what it sounds like 6:14 AM 12 Mar 2018
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  • 07
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow T HEAR THE GARAGE DOOR. IT IS OPENING. THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. MY FEETS. ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN 12:23 PM 9 Mar 2018
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  • 08
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow gooooob morning. today is a day. to reflect upon. your latest accomplishments. here are mine: 4. big jump b. zooms of the speedy variety 1. carried stick 9. borked away. evildoers 2. big leap (different than a jump 2. ate a funny bug d. spit out funny bug 7. loved everything 8:31 AM 11 Mar 2018
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    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow there is an easy way to tell. if i would like. a belly rub. and it's that i do 10:29 AM 13 Mar 2018
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    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow i am certain. i buried a bone. in this exact spot last week. but i just dug it up. and did not find. the bone in question.. i don't know what to believe anymore. there is only one explanation. the yard. is haunted 7:56 AM 7 Mar 2018
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    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow i was all ready. for a lovely. relaxing walk this morning. when the human decided. we were going to run. the whole thing. i did not consent to this. and i feel like. i'm gonna die 8:19 AM -5 Mar 2018
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    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow i have the late shift. watching the skittle. under the fridge tonight. i closed my eyes to yawn. and i think it moved. but i'm not sure. so you can imagine. the kind of stress. i am under 4:51 PM 28 Feb 2018
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  • 13
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow i had a nightmare. that i was playing. with my stuffed fren sebastian. outside. and the wind blew him away. i'm not sure how the human knew. about the nightmare. but now they're on the ground. cuddling with me 1:40 AM 27 Feb 2018
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  • 14
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow gooooob morning. do not forget to perform. your post snoozle stretchems. they are a crucial part. of anyone's success 7:07 AM 2 Mar 2018
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    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings i acted. like i needed to go to the bathroom but actually. i just wanted to feel the raindrops. on my noggin 9:26 AM 24 Feb 2018
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    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow the human. took away my stuffed fren sebastian. for the night. apparently. he needs to be washed again. but i found out where this happens. and i shall commence my snoozle. right next to the spinny bath. so neither of us. are alone 6:26 PM -22 Feb 2018
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    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow there are toasty sun beams. coming through the windows. and i will soak in them. until i'm physically relocated. or i burst into flames 10:15 AM 20 Feb 2018
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  • 18
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow sometimes. i get very excited. and all i want to do. is wag my tail. but every single time. it is my whole body. that wags 9:29 AM - 22 Feb 2018
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  • 19
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings many have told me. how good i am. but let me just say. they're absolutely right 5:56 PM -21 Feb 2018
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  • 20
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings just finished. my mid afternoon snoozle. my schedule is now wide open. until dusk. when i will perform. the daily back wiggle 12:55 PM 19 Feb 2018
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  • 21
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow the human yawned. while having dinner. and in that time. my fren stole a french fry.. while i do not condone. such actions. i am wildly impressed 4:02 PM 18 Feb 2018
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  • 22
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings just give me. a long stretch of hardwood floor. with a slice of cheese. at the end. and i'll show you speed skating 9:51 AM 17 Feb 2018
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  • 23
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings the human. and the human's fren. are all dressed up to go out. and once again. my fren and i. don't seem to be invited.. the good news is. i jumped on them both. so pieces of me. will be tagging along. whether they like it. or not 5:41 PM 14 Feb 2018
    via dog_feelings
  • 24
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Follow i. have two walking speeds. they are as follows.. faster than you. and completely. immobile 3:27 PM 13 Feb 2018
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  • 25
    dog - Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings something. i've been thinking about. for a while. is that i love you 7:33 PM 12 Feb 2018
    via dog_feelings

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